That woodpecker’s got to go!
Everything I need to know about life,
I learned from Noah’s Ark: 
One : Don’t miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four : Stay fit When you’re 600 years old, someone may
ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don’t listen to critics; just get on
with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

Eight : Speed isn’t always an advantage.
The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine : When you’re stressed, float a while.
Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs;
the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God,
there’s always a rainbow waiting…

an interesting email that I got that I thought I would share