Archive for December 20, 2006


LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t
work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



Are You Bored? Try These Things:

Act like you just met your friend for the first time
Announce your candidacy for President
Annoy total strangers
Ask a question nobody can answer
Bark at people in the grocery store
Be a monk…for a day
Burp the Happy Birthday song
Change your name…daily
Dare to be stupid
Exorcise a ghost
Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
Hold your hand
Insist everyone calls you “Your highness”
Kiss your elbow, if you can
Practice your arm pit farting skills
(Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your
Read a book a sentence a day
Scratch yourself – Go ahead, scratch yourself now.
Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn’t that feel pretty good?
Throw a huge party for no reason at all