Question- If you really hate someone… um ok.. not hate.. dislike someone and want to hurt them somehow everytime you see them because everyone else *probably* likes them better than you and the person seems to be stealing all your friends, does that mean you’re jealous of them?
it does?
oh ok. Just checking.
NOW
Is your hair up? yea
Is your phone right beside you? yea.. hehe
Do you have a bf/ gf? nope 
Do you miss someone? *sigh* terribly
Do you wish you were somewhere else? somewhere not this hot.. like the north pole!
Do you have plans for tonight?yup! to sleep
Are you wearing makeup? its almost one a.m. – NO
Are you wearing chapstick? no
Are you cold? I wish.. even winters arent really cold here
Are you tired? nahh
Are you excited? kinda.. about paras’ secret
Are you watching t.v.? nope
Are you wearing pajamas? yea
Who’s the last person you IMed? oscar.. I think
Who’s the last person that called you? um.. Eben PAST
Recently done anything you regret? yes.. ate way too much chocolate- 6 bars a day!
Ever stuck gum under a desk? ewww no.. I used to get it stuck in my hair though.. I dont know how!
Ever spit at someone? hehehe.. yeah.. Justin .. I wasnt even 10!! Stop looking at me like that
Ever kick something living? yeah.. justin.. we share a special bond
Ever trip over your own feet? lol..not that i can remember
Ever had your nails done? yeah
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard? NO
LAST WEEK
Have any plans last week? nope
Who did you see most last week? my mom and Justin
Was last week interesting? not very
TODAY
Have you cussed? dont think so..
Have you yelled at someone? yes
Have you gotten mad at someone? yes
Have you cried? no!! *yay*
Have you called more than 3 people? no
Have you IMed more than 3 people? no.. what a sad life I lead!
Have you shaved your legs? no
Have you gotten laid? NO!
Have you eaten anything gross? NO
Spill your guts
1. First thing you did this morning? fought with mom
2. Last thing you ate? Chocolate bar and a cookie
3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? nope, i love my cell phone
4. What’s something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? My Vacations!
5. What’s annoying you right now? my exams
6. What’s the last movie you saw? on tv.. Big momma’s house 2
7. Do you believe in long distance relationships? sure.. my mom n dad
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A: yes 
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: to the store to buy chocolate
Q: Who is the last person you called?
A: oscar
Q: Been cheated on?
A: no..
Q: Do you look like your mom or dad?
A: my mom
Q: Do you have any siblings?
A: yup.. *mumble grumble*
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes.. sometimes for no reason!! at random people on the road! no one knows whats wrong with me
Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A: yea probably.. my dad maybe
Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)
A: love
Q: Do you wish on stars?
A: no
Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A: yea
Q: What is the most disgusting food you’ve ever eaten?
A: dont remember that..but the most disgusting thing i’ve seen someone else eat would have to be Bheja (brain) fry… yuck!
Q: Would you kill someone?
A: no.. too much hard work getting rid of the body.
Q: When did you last cry?
A: 2 or three days ago i think..
Q: Do you like your handwriting?
A: nahh
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Sure i am!
Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?
A: yes.. im actually the Wizard of Oz and Oscar is the cowardly lion..
Q: Who’s bed did you sleep in last night?
A: mine
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: white
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: no… I want a doggie..
Q: What is the color of your bedsheets?
A: creamish
Q: I can’t wait to..
A: get done with my exams!
Q: When is the last time u saw your dad?
A: December 2006
Q: Look to your left. What’s there?
A: watch, earphones, door, justin’s cupboard, mirror, my reflection in the mirror
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
A: yes, i love my phone!
Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A: loads of timesQ: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
A: yeah..
Q: Song that makes you cry?
A: depends
Q: Are you a normally happy person?
A: most of the time!
Q: Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘i love you’ to you?
A: i think.. i dont know.. next question please
Q: Is your self-esteem extremely low?
A: not exactly
Q: What color are your eyes?
A: dark brown
Q: Long or Short Hair?
A: in between
Q: Current Music?
A: David Crowder band, Chris Tomlin, Delirious?
I was thinking about the post “Family Problems” and it is so much like our lives. Joe, Pazz.. a little help here please..
Hmm.. lets see now…
I am Christine. I have one brother- Justin *didnt have a choice there*.I have two more brothers- Eben and Oscar *these two, I chose* I have 5 children (all adopted)- Marc (my oldest- he’s older than me), Devina, Chhandashree, Adley and Sherin.
In a play, Joel and Esther became Oscar’s parents. So now, because Oscar is my brother, Esther and Joel become my parents but Marc and Esther like each other.. So that means He likes his grandmother.
Pazz and I are in love *blush blush* theres something going on between Justin and Oscar as well.. no one knows what though.. Henrika is married to my brother Justin and he refuses to give her a divorce because its against Christian principles.. So that makes her my sister-in-law and the aunt to all my children. Henrika is still trying to get a divorce and she has called on Binoy to be her lawyer. We suspect that she had a small affair with him too! *Swoons* Binoy is Oscar’s cousin which makes him my brother too. So my sister in law is cheating on my brother with my brother’s cousin!
But we all know Binoy is serious about Susie (name changed to protect identity) and i recently adopted Susie as well (I have 6 children now) So that means Bintu is Susie’s uncle.
In another play, Amiel (Adley’s brother) played the role of a young man in love with my mom- Esther! and the next day Amiel played the part of Eben’s wife! So now he’s either my Father-to-be or my sister-in-law..
Phew! This is like the whole cast of the OC or the Bold and the Beautiful..
I could go on.. but I’m confused and if I do go on i might let out one too many skeletons out of the closet.. hehehe
but you guys are welcome to help me out! lol
Joel’s been complaining coz’ i didnt mention him in an earlier post. *rolls eyes*
So here goes- joel, JOEL, j0el, joelo, jOel,joEl, JOeL, joeL0… there. Happy now?! I’ve mentioned you a nine times in one post!
Guys complain about how difficult it is to understand girls.. WHY? I think it is much harder to understand a guy.. I’m quite easy to understand once you get the hang of it. See, when I say No.. its usually a no that means yes… unless you’re asking me something like- Do you like Spinach? In that case, the No would mean No.
A Yes usually means Yes. It depends on the situation but you can always check again by asking- is that a yes which means no?? If I answer yes to this question, then the yes means yes and if I answer No, the No usually means No. Its always better to check again. Isnt that easy? Course it is..
but I cannot understand guys- for instance, nobody told me that if a guy pulled your cheeks, it meant he was flirting with you!! Why in the world would any guy choose to flirt like that? What is wrong with him?
I spent some time with Osc, Joel and Eben yesterday.. *this is the 10th time your name’s come up, joe* and i had Dahi puri after ages.. mmmm.. i love Dahi Puri. and then we walked around b’vali for a while and then I went back home.. What an interesting life I lead! *i’m being sarcastic* and the whole time I was with them, they kept discussing their nations! *yawn* For those of you who dont know, Oscar and joel have their own nations online and right now, its a very difficult time for them coz’ their nations are at war.. They need aid and no one seems to want to help them.. *ahahahhahaha*
I’ve also been wasting my time on Myspace. I have a total of 10 friends!*yawn*
I’m so tired of all these social networking sites. I think I’ve made enough friends to last a lifetime.. Think of all the money spent on phone calls, birthday gifts/cards,birthdat=y treats.. and.. um.. other ways that friends leave with you no money.
I’m kinda getting tired of Orkut.. I’ll probably value Orkut more when my vacations begin. Mumbai Mirror hasnt put up anymore articles on Orkut… hmm.. I wonder why..
Thats about it.
Enit
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,”You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love…I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.”
The American said, “ Talking about love marriages?… I’ll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. “After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son I.e. My brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems..?
So, my exam was not great. I sat there looking at them when they asked me questions wondering why I even bothered to come. The examiners must have thought I’m extremely stupid! Anyway, As Shannon puts it- Vivas are for the sole purpose of making you feel dumb. lol
Church was fantastic today. We had a worship leader from pastor Dwayne’s church in Texas, Mandi Holmes.. I’m so in awe of her. She’s only 22, a song writer cum anointed worship leader in her church, has her own album and plays the flute!!! Oh.. and she has really pretty hair! :D She’s been in India since february.. and she’s leading worship for the LaMar Boschman meeting coming up on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th of April. We were truly blessed to have her in the worship team with us today..
I’ll be taking a break from blogging for a couple of months. Got some things I need to sort out.. So this will be one among my last posts for a long time..
Miss me,
Enit
That woodpecker’s got to go!Everything I need to know about life,
I learned from Noah’s Ark:
One : Don’t miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four : Stay fit When you’re 600 years old, someone may
ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don’t listen to critics; just get on
with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
Eight : Speed isn’t always an advantage.
The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine : When you’re stressed, float a while.
Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs;
the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God,
there’s always a rainbow waiting…
an interesting email that I got that I thought I would share
-Enit
A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:
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Dear God :
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made
on Tuesday. That was cool.
Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t
You keep the ones You already have?
Dear God :
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their
own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.
Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
Dear God :
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are
only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of
them.
Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on
vacation?
Dear God :
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Dear God:
Is it true my father won’t get into heaven if he uses his bowling words
in the house?
Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God :
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
Dear God:
Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if
You did, then I’m going to get my brother good.
Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because
what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look
it up.
Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much
hair all over.
Dear God:
You don’t have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
Dear God :
I think about You sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God :
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re
just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God :
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You
did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
I woke up this morning hearing the news that my friend had lost his Dad. I havent even called him yet because I don’t know what to say. What could I say that could make him feel better? What do i do if he starts crying over the phone?
I was thinking about death and the impact it has on people over the past week. They leave and you try in vain to fill up their place with other people, hobbies, music,work.. all for nothing coz’ at the end of the day they are still on your mind.
I’ve always prayed that I wouldn’t lose any family member. If anyone had to go, let it be me. Maybe thats the most selfish prayer ever made but I cant imagine what life would be without them. I’m so dependent on the people around me and family means a lot to me. I have been let down by too many friends to completely trust someone but family..They’re there even when you dont want them around. You stick together through everything. They’re the ones who see you in your worst moments and still bother talking to you. They’re the ones who know you inside out. I wouldnt last one day without them.
If someone has to go.. let it be me.
Enit
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